Please produce another mind-blowing nu-metal album, and stop rehashing old stuff and collaberating with rubbish rappers to proove that you are 'hip-hop', and also, of course, to make a cheap buck.
An annoyed but dedicated fan.
Dear Lacuna Coil,
Please keep to your current style of music and resist the temptation to turn a lot heavier. Doing so will alienate a lot of your fans and make you less special, at least in my eyes.
A hopeful fan.
Dear Enid from Ghost World,
Stop being a fictious creation and spend the rest of your life with me.
Happy Christmas everyone :)