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Musical bliss [31 Jan 2007|09:52pm]

Dear Cat Powers,

You need to record "How Can I Tell You" so that I may purchase it. Your verson of that song gave me chills and made me not hate all the Christmas merchandise commercials. Before June 16th, would be great.

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[01 Mar 2006|12:18am]

Dear Law and Order: CI,

You are boring. Stop with the second-rate Sherlock & Watson act.


PS - Just show more SVU, k?
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[11 Feb 2006|11:36am]

[ mood | cynical ]

Dear anyone still offended by those cartoons:

Get the fuck over it. Babies.


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[10 Jan 2006|09:15pm]

Dear Senate Republicans:

I know it's your job and all to plant a big wet one on Sam Alito right now, but can. you. not. be so boring about it? I mean seriously. You guys just all sound like douchey Alito groupies. Jeez.

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Yum! [10 Jan 2006|06:58pm]

Dear Pepto-Bismol,
I love you so much. Your color, your taste, it is all so wonderful. Why don't you come out with an ice cream flavor? You know.. leave the medecine part out, but just the tasty flavor of your yummy treat.

~An obsessed fan
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[03 Dec 2005|04:50pm]

Dear Charles Darwin,

Some people still haven't cottoned on. I guess your idea is just too much for human ignorance and the human ego to take.
All the same, thanks for having "the best idea anyone has ever had". Life seems such an amazing and fascinating puzzle, and your theory gives me hope that we can always know more about the world around us, without ever giving up on the puzzle. The future of understanding is still bright.

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[14 Oct 2005|11:54pm]

Dear Cat Power,

New song "The Greatest"? Suck? Yes.

Why is this song so bad? What happened? Did you sink further into drugs? Or are you off drugs? WHAT HAPPENED? I know you don't actually practice your music, but what's with the bad backup vocals? Don't pull a Tori Amos, lady.

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[25 Aug 2005|03:17am]

[ mood | calm ]

Dear Sharon Osbourne,

You fecked up bad. Don't ever sabotage or support the sabotage of a performance by one of the biggest and most influential bands of all time. That's just stupid.

Go away,
Annoyed music fan

Dear (ex-)maintainer of this community,

Why is this place maintainerless?


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[05 Aug 2005|06:36pm]

Dear Tim Burton,

You are a genius. Charlie and the Chocolate Factory is the best film adaptation I've seen for a very long time.

Thank you.

ps. I'm looking forward to the Corpse Bride.
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[03 Aug 2005|01:26am]

[ mood | cheerful ]

Dear Faith Hill,

You've outdone yourself again with fireflies.
i was way too stoked about the release of this album, and i was wasn't disappointed at all.
Thank you for being beautiful and graceful and southern and the most amazing vocalist ever.

love and thanks,

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ARGH! [02 Aug 2005|08:27pm]

Dear Big & Rich,
Why do you have to crush your guitars? The guitars put food on the table. PLEASE, respect your instruments.

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[29 Jun 2005|01:46am]

[ mood | sleepy ]

Dear Daron,

I like your music, but you're a bit of a prick. Please stop being a bit of a prick.

Slightly annoyed fan.

Dear Chris Martin,

I never thought I'd see anyone attract more hate messages on the net than Dubya but dammit you came close.

As it happens, most people are still apathetic. But those elitist indie boys and metalheads sure do kick up a mighty stink sometimes.

Release another dozen albums and you might just start to catch up with Dubya as people get sick of hearing your music in every single shop they enter and in the background of everything on the TV.

Incidently, Coldplay were good a Glastonbury. "Where are you now Crazy Frog?" :P

Hope you spend the 2 pence you'll make from my purchase of X&Y well. Major labels aren't so good sometimes, are they?

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Oi. [25 May 2005|02:52pm]

Dear Network Television,
Why the heck is Ellen too racy for television, but Will and Grace is funny?
The Double Standard Detector
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[09 May 2005|12:15am]

Dear Tony Blair,

Find some crafty way of eliminating chavs. Quickly now.

Annoyed person

Dear Trent Reznor,

Nice work! Glad you weren't afraid to go for a more accessible sound. Now please don't wait this long again to release your next album.

One of about a gajillion other fans

Also, adisaster's account has been deleted - who maintains this place now?
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[13 Apr 2005|02:15pm]

Dear producers of ER:

Give me a new episode, dammit.

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[26 Feb 2005|06:39pm]

Dear Nicole Richie,

Gain some weight before your heart eats itself.

A Reluctant Fan
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[09 Feb 2005|11:58pm]

Dear Scott Weiland,

Thank you for doing all those drugs. Heroin chic suits you.

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Music enitities... [25 Dec 2004|03:59am]

[ mood | tired ]

Dear Linkin Park,

Please produce another mind-blowing nu-metal album, and stop rehashing old stuff and collaberating with rubbish rappers to proove that you are 'hip-hop', and also, of course, to make a cheap buck.

An annoyed but dedicated fan.

Dear Lacuna Coil,

Please keep to your current style of music and resist the temptation to turn a lot heavier. Doing so will alienate a lot of your fans and make you less special, at least in my eyes.

A hopeful fan.

Dear Enid from Ghost World,

Stop being a fictious creation and spend the rest of your life with me.

Some idiot.

Happy Christmas everyone :)

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[24 Dec 2004|01:30pm]

dearest billy corgan,

thanks for hearing my call to update your website. happy holidays to you, too.

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[22 Dec 2004|06:25pm]

dear billy corgan,

although the smashing pumpkins and zwan are dead, i still find you quite intriguing. the picture posted on your website upsets me though. if you are bald, a beard just doesn't look right. and where are you? you haven't updated since november 12, and that annoys me. i like to read your ramblings.

if you end up in illinois for grad school, will you please take me out on a date? if you do, i will manage to seduce you and live happily ever after. i can deal with the fact that you don't drink and believe in god.

hopefully your second wife,
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